just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
then he tried to convert me to islam
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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