I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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