she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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