I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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