: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize
