I need help removing her.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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