Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
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