Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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