i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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