Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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