Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
There's always time for handjobs
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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