Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Randomize