White coat. Heels.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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