Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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