how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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