My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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