You can't motorboat a personality
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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