I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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