Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
