Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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