I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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