he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
