I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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