Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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