Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Im part way to drunk.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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