party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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