is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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