Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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