Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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