Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Houston, we have a squirter
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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