I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
this will be a night to untag.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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