I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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