there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I didn't notice because vodka
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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