seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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