I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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