Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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