he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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