i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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