I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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