He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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