are you still at the devil's house?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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