I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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