I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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