Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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