i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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