For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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