Just mADE A PArabola og urine
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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