I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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