Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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