Sponge bath it is.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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