I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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