I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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