just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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