MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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