i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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