Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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